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What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Reptiles.

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Animals

What is the biggest ant in the world?

An elephant.

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Animals

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck.

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Animals

What does a cat go to sleep on?

A caterpillow.

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a child dressed up in a cardboard rocket ship costume stands next to a cardboard robotScience

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Because they understand the gravity of the situation.

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Holiday

What does winter fat turn into?

Spring rolls.

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Puns

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

When I fall in love it will be for heifer.

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Travel

Why are the mountains so tired?

Because they don't Everest.

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Animals

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat.

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Animals

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Decalfeinated.

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What animals love to close envelopes?

Seals.

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a nervous-looking man wears a red cape and holds his goggles on top of his headEntertainment

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

Ant-man.

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Food & Drinks

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

They bring plenty of ham-mers.

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Animals

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

He kicked the bucket.

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Family

Who are crows' favorite family members?

Caw-sins.

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People

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

A soap opera.

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Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh wear shoes?

Because he prefers his bear feet.

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