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What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Reptiles.

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Animals

What is the biggest ant in the world?

An elephant.

Animals

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck.

Animals

What does a cat go to sleep on?

A caterpillow.

a child dressed up in a cardboard rocket ship costume stands next to a cardboard robotScience

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Because they understand the gravity of the situation.

Holiday

What does winter fat turn into?

Spring rolls.

Puns

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

When I fall in love it will be for heifer.

Travel

Why are the mountains so tired?

Because they don't Everest.

Animals

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat.

Animals

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Decalfeinated.

Puns

What animals love to close envelopes?

Seals.

a nervous-looking man wears a red cape and holds his goggles on top of his headEntertainment

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

Ant-man.

Food & Drinks

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

They bring plenty of ham-mers.

Animals

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

He kicked the bucket.

Family

Who are crows' favorite family members?

Caw-sins.

People

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

A soap opera.

Puns

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh wear shoes?

Because he prefers his bear feet.