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What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Udder nonsense.

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Puns

What reads and lives in an apple?

A bookworm.

Puns

Which state has the best streets?

Rhode Island.

Animals

What's a bee's favorite novel?

The Great Gats-bee.

Puns

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything.

Puns

How do fireflies start a race?

Ready, steady, glow.

Animals

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

Three stripes and you're out!

Outdoors

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they are shellfish.

Outdoors

Where do termites go camping?

A tented house.

Entertainment

What do minions always put in their salads?

M-onions.

Animals

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

Swamp Lake.

Puns

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

Hot! Because you can definitely catch a cold.

Science

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Because it's not rocket science.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers.

Animals

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

In his man-ta cave.

Puns

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Angelfish.

Sheep Covered Chocolate?Animals

What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?

A candy BAAAAAAAAAA!