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What kind of story do trees love to tell?

Tall tales.

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three people wearing business casual clothes are also wearing red masks and capes, posing like superheroesPuns

Where do superheroes blend right in?

Cape Canaveral.

Outdoors

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

Because he was picking his nose.

Political

What building always gets stains on it?

The White House.

Holiday

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

You're from good cardstock.

Animals

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer.

Animals

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

An ice-cold croak-a-cola.

Sports

Why did the goal post get angry?

Because the bar was rattled!

Holiday

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Because it "soots" him.

Animals

Where do frogs keep their money?

In a river bank.

Animals

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

In his man-ta cave.

Professional

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

You're loco-motive!

a close-up of the faces of three brown cowsAnimals

Where do cows go on the weekend?

The moo-vies.

Food & Drinks

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Straw-berries.

Puns

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

An egg-splosion.

People

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

A soap opera.

Animals

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

He was always spotted.