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What kind of story do trees love to tell?

Tall tales.

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three people wearing business casual clothes are also wearing red masks and capes, posing like superheroesPuns

Where do superheroes blend right in?

Cape Canaveral.

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Outdoors

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

Because he was picking his nose.

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Political

What building always gets stains on it?

The White House.

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Holiday

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

You're from good cardstock.

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Animals

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer.

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Animals

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

An ice-cold croak-a-cola.

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Sports

Why did the goal post get angry?

Because the bar was rattled!

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Holiday

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Because it "soots" him.

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Animals

Where do frogs keep their money?

In a river bank.

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Animals

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

In his man-ta cave.

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Professional

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

You're loco-motive!

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a close-up of the faces of three brown cowsAnimals

Where do cows go on the weekend?

The moo-vies.

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Food & Drinks

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Straw-berries.

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Puns

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

An egg-splosion.

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People

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

A soap opera.

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Animals

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

He was always spotted.

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