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What kind of store would a dog own?

A licker store.

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Puns

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

A yolk book.

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a large white and blue iceberg floating in waterAnimals

What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

A penguin tuxedo.

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a close-up of three horses sticking their heads over the wall of a horse stallPuns

What do horses say to greet each other?

Hay there.

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Animals

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics?

The Prontosaurus.

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Baseball armor?Sports

When should baseball players wear armor?

When they're playing knight games.

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Education

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

The Big Dipper.

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Puns

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Because they're filled with so much common cents.

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What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

When I fall in love it will be for heifer.

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Baseball armor?Sports

When should baseball players wear armor?

When they're playing knight games.

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Puns

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

The letter "E".

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Entertainment

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Ribbon hood.

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many potato chips are spaced out on a blue surfaceAnimals

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

A chipmunk.

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People

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Retired.

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Science

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

No sun.

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Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

I turned myself around.

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a group of people wearing sunglasses are celebrating at a party with confetti Puns

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

Because people always speak of the devil.

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