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What kind of store would a dog own?

A licker store.

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Puns

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

A yolk book.

a large white and blue iceberg floating in waterAnimals

What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

A penguin tuxedo.

a close-up of three horses sticking their heads over the wall of a horse stallPuns

What do horses say to greet each other?

Hay there.

Animals

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics?

The Prontosaurus.

Baseball armor?Sports

When should baseball players wear armor?

When they're playing knight games.

Education

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

The Big Dipper.

Puns

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Because they're filled with so much common cents.

Puns

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

When I fall in love it will be for heifer.

Baseball armor?Sports

When should baseball players wear armor?

When they're playing knight games.

Puns

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

The letter "E".

Entertainment

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Ribbon hood.

many potato chips are spaced out on a blue surfaceAnimals

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

A chipmunk.

People

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Retired.

Science

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

No sun.

Puns

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

I turned myself around.

a group of people wearing sunglasses are celebrating at a party with confetti Puns

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

Because people always speak of the devil.