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What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

Slippers.

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People

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

They had so many knights.

Animals

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

He had huge mooscles.

Holiday

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Tweets.

Puns

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

Hot! Because you can definitely catch a cold.

Vehicles

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

He had too much gas.

Holiday

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Santa Clues.

Outdoors

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

You shouldn't press your luck.

a close-up of a person filling out a multiple-choice test card with an alarm clock sitting nearbyVehicles

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

The Smart Car.

Puns

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

Drop it a line.

a bike sits on a stand in a repair shop with many toolsScience

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

It's called the water cycle.

Holiday

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Bam-BOO!

Puns

Why are skeletons always hungry?

They're skin and bones.

Outdoors

What's the ocean's favorite song?

Surfin' USA.

Puns

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

It becomes apparent.

a group of people stands around a table displaying blueprints of some sortProfessional

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

The s-pie.

Holiday

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia.