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What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

Roboots.

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Animals

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

Because talk is cheep.

Political

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

He heard they were working on treat-ies.

Puns

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

Cobbler.

Soccer referees?Sports

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Yellow cards.

Animals

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

By hareplane.

a view looking up through green trees in a forest with the sun shining throughOutdoors

Why are trees so good at interior design?

They know how to Spruce a place up.

Vehicles

What car can you only see twice a year?

A Chevy Equinox.

Puns

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.

The Toothpaste?Music

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

Holiday

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

The horse?Animals

Why was the horse so happy?

Because they lived in a stable environment.

Entertainment

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

Cinderfella.

Travel

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

Eye-celand!

Spiderman?Entertainment

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

Webbings.

Puns

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Never mind. It's tearable...

Animals

What do you call octopus twins?

Itenticle.