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What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

Roboots.

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Animals

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

Because talk is cheep.

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Political

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

He heard they were working on treat-ies.

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Puns

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

Cobbler.

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Soccer referees?Sports

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Yellow cards.

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Animals

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

By hareplane.

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a view looking up through green trees in a forest with the sun shining throughOutdoors

Why are trees so good at interior design?

They know how to Spruce a place up.

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Vehicles

What car can you only see twice a year?

A Chevy Equinox.

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Puns

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.

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The Toothpaste?Music

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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Holiday

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

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The horse?Animals

Why was the horse so happy?

Because they lived in a stable environment.

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Entertainment

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

Cinderfella.

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Travel

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

Eye-celand!

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Spiderman?Entertainment

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

Webbings.

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Puns

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Never mind. It's tearable...

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Animals

What do you call octopus twins?

Itenticle.

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