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What kind of pole is short and floppy?

A tadpole.

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Food & Drinks

What do fairies always drink?

Sprite.

bear teeth?Animals

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!!!

Animals

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times.

Food & Drinks

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

He was a cheese-ball.

Education

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Book worms.

Food & Drinks

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

Well, I won't be the one to spread it!

Holiday

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

Peeps!

Puns

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa baas.

Animals

Why don't ants get sick?

Because they have little antibodies.

Puns

What do you find at the end of everything?

The letter G.

Holiday

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

Entertainment

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

Outdoors

What do trees wear to the lake?

Swimming trunks.

Food & Drinks

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

It ran out of juice.

a Scottish wildcat is crawling on a tree log in a forestAnimals

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

It always had the best lynx.

Political

What building always gets stains on it?

The White House.