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What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Wrap music.

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Animals

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Because he was newt to the area.

a close-up of a Burrowing owl with its head turned sideways at the cameraAnimals

What bird is losing its hair?

A bald eagle.

Holiday

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.

Family

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

Pop-corn.

Animals

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

A Doyouthinkhesawus.

a gray horse has several balloons tied around its neckAnimals

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

He was a one-trick pony.

a police officer in full uniform kneels on the pavement next to his german shepherd against a foggy backgroundAnimals

What animal is always ready to protect people?

An arm-adillo.

a large brown Cane toad sits on the ground in some green foliagePuns

How did the toad die?

He croaked.

Animals

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

A guard dog.

Holiday

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

Dead-lifting.

Puns

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

This one will sleigh you.

catchers at lunch?Sports

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Behind the plate.

Food & Drinks

How do eggs end a TV show?

That's all, yolks!

Education

Which subject has two parts?

Bi-ology.

Holiday

What is the best Christmas present ever?

A broken drum-you can't beat it.

a gray Holland Lop rabbit sits in the grassAnimals

What game does a rabbit always win?

Hopscotch.