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Wrap music.
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Animals
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
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Animals
What bird is losing its hair?
A bald eagle.
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Holiday
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.
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Family
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Pop-corn.
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Animals
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A Doyouthinkhesawus.
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Animals
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
He was a one-trick pony.
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Animals
What animal is always ready to protect people?
An arm-adillo.
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Puns
How did the toad die?
He croaked.
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Animals
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
A guard dog.
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Holiday
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Dead-lifting.
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Puns
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
This one will sleigh you.
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Sports
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Behind the plate.
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Food & Drinks
How do eggs end a TV show?
That's all, yolks!
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Education
Which subject has two parts?
Bi-ology.
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Holiday
What is the best Christmas present ever?
A broken drum-you can't beat it.
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Animals
What game does a rabbit always win?
Hopscotch.
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