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What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

A little plaque.

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Animals

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

A shaggy dog's tale.

a woman wearing blue scrubs and a blue medical face mask has a surprised facial expressionProfessional

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

He had to go back to dent-al school.

Holiday

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Because she laid all the eggs!

People

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Sneakers.

Puns

What is a duck's favorite dance?

The quackstep.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

A croaker spaniel.

Holiday

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

He wanted to sleep like a log.

Forest Gump?Entertainment

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

"1forrest1"

Vehicles

What car can't keep a secret?

A Kia Telluride.

Puns

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing. It just waved.

Animals

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs.

Puns

Where do hamsters come from?

Hamsterdam!

Education

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

There were thousands of degrees packed in there.

a woman is signing an autograph while photographers are taking her picturePeople

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Tom Thanks.

Puns

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

He really thought he could socket to him.

Animals

How do you care for a sick bird?

Tweetment.