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What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Your taste buds.

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Holiday

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Little Boo Peep!

Puns

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

Hebrews it.

Animals

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Because he had a lab coat.

Food & Drinks

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

Spaghetti carbon-ara.

Education

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

She had a knack for gram-mer.

Science

Why are bakers so good at math?

They love Pi!

Animals

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

Because frost bites.

Animals

What bee is good for your health?

Vitamin bee.

Animals

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

Pouch potato.

Animals

Where do baby apes sleep?

In apricots.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

A flat fish.

Food & Drinks

What do you give a sick lemon?

Lemon-aid!

Animals

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

A computer chimp.

Holiday

What day is your mom always right?

Every day.

Animals

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

A buzz-ard.