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Your taste buds.

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Holiday

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Little Boo Peep!

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Puns

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

Hebrews it.

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Animals

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Because he had a lab coat.

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Food & Drinks

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

Spaghetti carbon-ara.

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Education

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

She had a knack for gram-mer.

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Science

Why are bakers so good at math?

They love Pi!

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Animals

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

Because frost bites.

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Animals

What bee is good for your health?

Vitamin bee.

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Animals

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

Pouch potato.

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Animals

Where do baby apes sleep?

In apricots.

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Animals

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

A flat fish.

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Food & Drinks

What do you give a sick lemon?

Lemon-aid!

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Animals

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

A computer chimp.

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Holiday

What day is your mom always right?

Every day.

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Animals

What do bees chew?

Bumble gum.

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Animals

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

A buzz-ard.

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