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What kind of fish will help you hear better?

A herring aid.

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Outdoors

What happens when grass goes out of town?

It's a field day!

Puns

What is an insect's favorite game?

Cricket.

a close-up of the faces of three brown cowsAnimals

Where do cows go on the weekend?

The moo-vies.

Vehicles

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

A horse and buggy.

a caddy of various cleaning supplies, including soap, sponges, gloves, spray, etc.Education

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Because he heard there are lots of solutions.

Holiday

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

Wraps.

People

Which Star Wars character works at Applebee's?

Darth Waiter.

Outdoors

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

Of course, it's where my foot goes!

Outdoors

What's the ocean's favorite song?

Surfin' USA.

Food & Drinks

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Because they put on the salsa.

Political

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

The Mint.

Music

Why are stones so good at music?

They're obsessed with rock n' roll!

Puns

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

Roboots.

a close-up of a white sheep against a white backgroundPeople

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

Ed Shear-an.

Puns

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

The indepen-dance.

Animals

What do you call the dog magician?

A labra-cadabra.