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What kind of clothes does a house wear?

An address.

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Puns

What do you find at the end of everything?

The letter G.

Animals

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up.

Puns

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Sorry, I just don't feel a spark.

Vehicles

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

A garbage truck.

Animals

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

Swamp Lake.

People

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

He couldn't face defeet!

Music

What musical instrument is the best typist?

A keyboard.

Food & Drinks

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Oh crepe!

Animals

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

The owl.

Puns

What insect runs away from everything?

A flee.

Holiday

What day is your mom always right?

Every day.

Puns

How do fireflies start a race?

Ready, steady, glow.

Travel

Where do hands go on vacation?

Palm Springs.

Holiday

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic sport?

Skeleton.

Animals

What does a lion call an antelope?

Fast food.

Sheep Covered Chocolate?Animals

What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?

A candy BAAAAAAAAAA!