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What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

A bullfrog.

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Science

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

The food was good, but there was no atmosphere.

Animals

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

A duck.

Science

Why are bakers so good at math?

They love Pi!

Puns

How do you measure a millennial?

In Insta-grams.

People

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

Halle Berry.

Animals

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

None. They were all copy cats.

Animals

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

Put them in a barking lot.

Puns

Which dance will a chicken not do?

The foxtrot.

singing rodent?Animals

What do you call a singing rodent?

Justin Beaver!

Food & Drinks

What is the opposite of coffee?

Sneezy.

Animals

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

A hip-hop club.

Animals

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

A dingo-ling.

Puns

Do you have the best ceiling?

No, but it's up there.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

A croaker spaniel.

Education

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Because it tocked too much.

a soccer ball goes into the goal netSports

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

She was a sweeper.