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What kind of bow can't be tied?

A rainbow!

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hide and seek?Animals

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Holiday

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Because they're both full of stuffing.

a rhinoceros is running through a dusty savannah Animals

Why do rhinos charge?

Because they never carry cash.

Puns

What do you give a pony with a cold?

Cough stirrup.

Puns

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Cock-a-doodle-don't.

People

Who do camels find most inspiring?

The Dalai Llama.

Puns

Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

A computer with a lot of bites.

a chimpanzee appears to be angrily shoutingAnimals

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

A whee-bra!

a close-up of Arnold Schwarzenegger's star from the Hollywood Walk of FameVehicles

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

A muscle car.

Outdoors

Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out.

The roof?Puns

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Never mind, it's over your head.

Family

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to sweep!

Entertainment

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

Stranger things have happened.

Puns

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Time to baguette.

Education

How can you make 7 even?

You take away the "s".