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What kind of books do boats write?

Ferry tales.

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Sports

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.

Entertainment

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale.

Holiday

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Tweets.

Animals

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

A herring aid.

Food & Drinks

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Puns

Why was the pirate late for work?

His ship had sailed.

Food & Drinks

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Well, I'm not going to spread it.

Animals

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

She was tickled to death.

Animals

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Education

What color are all the books in the library?

Red.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers.

Animals

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

Hop in.

Puns

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

Its days are numbered.

Animals

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

Hiss-tory.

a pediatric dentist and a hygienist help a child at a dental check-upPuns

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

Because getting a kid to behave is like pulling teeth.

negative numbers?Science

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.