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What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds.

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Family

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

No, I'm foal!

a large white and blue iceberg floating in waterAnimals

What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

A penguin tuxedo.

Animals

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

A pig-stye.

Coached Bank?Sports

Why did the coach go to the bank?

To get his quarter back!!!

Food & Drinks

How long will dinner be?

About a foot and a half.

Animals

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house.

a person is serving food from a colorful Indian food buffetAnimals

What animal loves Indian food?

A dal-matian.

Animals

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

The Feather Forecast.

Puns

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Because it's made of hide.

Animals

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

He wanted to be a cool cat.

Animals

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

It grows a moostache.

Food & Drinks

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

He wouldn't stop throwing away the bent ones.

Puns

What did the painter say to the wall?

One more crack and I'll plaster you.

Science

How does the moon cut her hair?

Eclipse it.

Outdoors

What boat is great at getting a deal?

A saleboat.

Food & Drinks

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Meatloaf.