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What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Jail-birds.
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Family
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
No, I'm foal!
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Animals
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
A penguin tuxedo.
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Animals
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
A pig-stye.
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Sports
Why did the coach go to the bank?
To get his quarter back!!!
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Food & Drinks
How long will dinner be?
About a foot and a half.
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Animals
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Because they mess up the whole house.
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Animals
What animal loves Indian food?
A dal-matian.
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Animals
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
The Feather Forecast.
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Puns
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Because it's made of hide.
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Animals
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
He wanted to be a cool cat.
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Animals
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
It grows a moostache.
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Food & Drinks
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
He wouldn't stop throwing away the bent ones.
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Puns
What did the painter say to the wall?
One more crack and I'll plaster you.
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Science
How does the moon cut her hair?
Eclipse it.
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Outdoors
What boat is great at getting a deal?
A saleboat.
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Food & Drinks
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Meatloaf.
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