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What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds.

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Family

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

No, I'm foal!

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a large white and blue iceberg floating in waterAnimals

What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

A penguin tuxedo.

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Animals

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

A pig-stye.

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Coached Bank?Sports

Why did the coach go to the bank?

To get his quarter back!!!

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Food & Drinks

How long will dinner be?

About a foot and a half.

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Animals

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house.

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a person is serving food from a colorful Indian food buffetAnimals

What animal loves Indian food?

A dal-matian.

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Animals

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

The Feather Forecast.

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Puns

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Because it's made of hide.

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Animals

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

He wanted to be a cool cat.

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Animals

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

It grows a moostache.

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Food & Drinks

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

He wouldn't stop throwing away the bent ones.

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Puns

What did the painter say to the wall?

One more crack and I'll plaster you.

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Science

How does the moon cut her hair?

Eclipse it.

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Outdoors

What boat is great at getting a deal?

A saleboat.

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Food & Drinks

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Meatloaf.

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