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What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

Cardinals.

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a close-up of a bowl of alphabet soup, a napkin, and a spoonPuns

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

You have a vowel movement.

Holiday

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Santa Paws.

Holiday

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

It has risen indeed!

a close-up of a Burrowing owl with its head turned sideways at the cameraAnimals

What bird is losing its hair?

A bald eagle.

a clear plastic tub is filled with water and apples sitting on the ground with fall leavesAnimals

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

A bobcat.

Food & Drinks

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Impasta.

Animals

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

A beer-a-cuda.

Puns

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A pigtail.

Entertainment

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

Stranger things have happened.

computer smart?Education

Why is a computer so smart?

Because it listens to its motherboard.

Puns

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

Make it rain.

Political

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

He heard they were working on treat-ies.

Puns

Where do hamsters come from?

Hamsterdam!

Animals

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics.

the U.S. Capitol Building Political

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Capital Hill.

Food & Drinks

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

A blueberry shake.