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A PENguin.
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Entertainment
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
In dayscare.
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Sports
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Because he liked sole music.
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People
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Maggot Thatcher.
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Animals
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
In his man-ta cave.
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Current Events
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
It's sNOw joke.
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Puns
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
By its bark.
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Education
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
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Outdoors
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
I saw it with my own eyes.
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Sports
What type of bat doesn't fly?
A baseball bat.
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Animals
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
He kicked the bucket.
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Animals
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
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Sports
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Tennis.
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Puns
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
It wasn't to scale.
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People
Which celebrity always frowns?
Simon Scowl.
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Education
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
They make up everything!
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Sports
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Never mind, it's pointless.
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