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What kind of bees hum and drop things?

A fumble bee.

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People

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

Lady Gaga.

Puns

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

He really thought he could socket to him.

The pterodactyl?Animals

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because the "P" is silent.

Animals

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

A chameleon.

People

Which celebrity loves to read?

Elliot Page.

Food & Drinks

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Your taste buds.

Family

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Bluebeary Pop-Tarts.

Animals

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

A fig newt-on.

Animals

Where do baby apes sleep?

In apricots.

Holiday

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

His heart wasn't in it.

Holiday

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Because they're both full of stuffing.

Food & Drinks

What do chefs do in their spare time?

They go chopping.

a bike sits on a stand in a repair shop with many toolsScience

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

It's called the water cycle.

Animals

Where do baby apes sleep?

In apricots.

Animals

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

A mathmachicken.

Holiday

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

A cookie sheet!