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What kind of ant is good at math?

An accountant.

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Puns

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Angelfish.

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Vehicles

What car can't keep a secret?

A Kia Telluride.

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Food & Drinks

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Dill with it.

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Animals

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

Swimming trunks!

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Puns

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

A satisfactory.

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Professional

How do lawyers say goodbye?

We'll be suing ya!

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Animals

Where do baby apes sleep?

In apricots.

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Family

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

Sundae School.

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People

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Sneakers.

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People

Who do camels find most inspiring?

The Dalai Llama.

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Education

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

W-H-O.

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Puns

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

Cold cream.

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Holiday

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Santa Paws.

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Professional

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Because she always has to draw blood.

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a close-up of a pot of chili being stirredPeople

Which musician loves to make chili?

Rod Stew-art.

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School supplies?Education

What's the king of all school supplies?

The ruler.

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