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What kind of ant is good at math?

An accountant.

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Puns

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Angelfish.

Vehicles

What car can't keep a secret?

A Kia Telluride.

Food & Drinks

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Dill with it.

Animals

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

Swimming trunks!

Puns

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

A satisfactory.

Professional

How do lawyers say goodbye?

We'll be suing ya!

Animals

Where do baby apes sleep?

In apricots.

Family

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

Sundae School.

People

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Sneakers.

People

Who do camels find most inspiring?

The Dalai Llama.

Education

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

W-H-O.

Puns

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

Cold cream.

Holiday

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Santa Paws.

Professional

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Because she always has to draw blood.

a close-up of a pot of chili being stirredPeople

Which musician loves to make chili?

Rod Stew-art.

School supplies?Education

What's the king of all school supplies?

The ruler.