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What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Cock-a-doodle-don't.
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Animals
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A Doyouthinkhesawus.
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Puns
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
It was looking for bookworms.
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Professional
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Because the director told them to break a leg.
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Science
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
It's called the water cycle.
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Food & Drinks
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up!
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Entertainment
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the dark side.
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Sports
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.
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Puns
Where do hamsters come from?
Hamsterdam!
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Sports
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Because they have a lot of fans.
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People
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
He was disqualified from the limbo contest.
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Sports
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Forget it. It's way over your head.
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Family
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Howdy, partner!
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Puns
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
The loan shark.
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People
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Ed Shear-an.
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Music
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
I'm a big fan of metal.
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Animals
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
He wanted to be a cool cat.
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