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What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Cock-a-doodle-don't.

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Animals

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

A Doyouthinkhesawus.

Puns

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

It was looking for bookworms.

an actor stands on a lit stage with a script in his outstretched hands with his head tilted backProfessional

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Because the director told them to break a leg.

a bike sits on a stand in a repair shop with many toolsScience

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

It's called the water cycle.

Scrambled eggs?Food & Drinks

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

They'd crack each other up!

Darth Vader?Entertainment

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

Sports

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.

Puns

Where do hamsters come from?

Hamsterdam!

Sports

Why do Olympians never overheat?

Because they have a lot of fans.

People

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

He was disqualified from the limbo contest.

The Baseball?Sports

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

Forget it. It's way over your head.

Family

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Howdy, partner!

Puns

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

The loan shark.

a close-up of a white sheep against a white backgroundPeople

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

Ed Shear-an.

Music

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

I'm a big fan of metal.

Animals

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

He wanted to be a cool cat.