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What is the most faithful insect?

A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them.

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People

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

That someone had stolen his tent.

People

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

They're just two-tired.

Puns

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Dad, dad, look what marma-laid!

Vehicles

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

A horse and buggy.

Why quit taxi?Professional

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

There was too much talking behind his back.

Education

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

There were thousands of degrees packed in there.

Puns

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

We have to stick together.

Sports

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

All of them, a crossbar can't jump.

Family

Why are cause and effect so close?

They're related.

Vehicles

What vehicle works the hardest?

A try-cycle.

Puns

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Ice caps.

Animals

Which insect is the smartest?

The spelling bee.

Puns

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.

Sheep Covered Chocolate?Animals

What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?

A candy BAAAAAAAAAA!

Astronaut's baby?Science

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

You rocket.

Animals

What do you call a dog that meditates?

Aware wolf.