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What is the most faithful insect?

A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them.

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People

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

That someone had stolen his tent.

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People

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

They're just two-tired.

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Puns

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Dad, dad, look what marma-laid!

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Vehicles

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

A horse and buggy.

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Why quit taxi?Professional

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

There was too much talking behind his back.

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Education

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

There were thousands of degrees packed in there.

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

We have to stick together.

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Sports

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

All of them, a crossbar can't jump.

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Family

Why are cause and effect so close?

They're related.

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Vehicles

What vehicle works the hardest?

A try-cycle.

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What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Ice caps.

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Animals

Which insect is the smartest?

The spelling bee.

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.

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Sheep Covered Chocolate?Animals

What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?

A candy BAAAAAAAAAA!

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Astronaut's baby?Science

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

You rocket.

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Animals

What do you call a dog that meditates?

Aware wolf.

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