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What is the loneliest cheese?

Prov-alone.

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Outdoors

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Elementree school.

Animals

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer.

People

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

They're just two-tired.

Melon married?Food & Drinks

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

Food & Drinks

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

A blueberry shake.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message.

Puns

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Can you ear me?

Puns

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

It was looking for bookworms.

Professional

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

You just have to listen varicosely.

Animals

What bird helps you stay dry?

A t-owl.

Outdoors

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick.

People

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Reese, with her spoon.

Puns

What do cows like to dance to?

Any kind of moosic you like.

Animals

What bird helps you stay dry?

A t-owl.

Animals

What dog wears contact lenses?

A cock-eyed spaniel.

Holiday

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

He wanted to sleep like a log.