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What is the loneliest cheese?

Prov-alone.

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Outdoors

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Elementree school.

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Animals

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer.

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People

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

They're just two-tired.

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Melon married?Food & Drinks

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Food & Drinks

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

A blueberry shake.

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Animals

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message.

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Puns

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Can you ear me?

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Puns

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

It was looking for bookworms.

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Professional

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

You just have to listen varicosely.

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Animals

What bird helps you stay dry?

A t-owl.

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Outdoors

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick.

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People

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Reese, with her spoon.

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Puns

What do cows like to dance to?

Any kind of moosic you like.

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Animals

What bird helps you stay dry?

A t-owl.

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Animals

What dog wears contact lenses?

A cock-eyed spaniel.

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Holiday

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

He wanted to sleep like a log.

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