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A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

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Education

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure. That's easy, said one man. What is it? H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

H to O.

Animals

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

An arm and a leg.

Darth Vader?Entertainment

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

Puns

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.

bear teeth?Animals

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!!!

Animals

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

The kitty pool.

Holiday

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

So he can ho-ho-ho.

a major highway in Shanghai, China lit up at nightVehicles

What are the smartest highways in the world?

Roads scholars.

Professional

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

They just take things one stroke at a time.

Animals

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

A pig-stye.

Sports

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defense.

People

How do you talk to a giant?

Use big words.

Thanos?Entertainment

What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?

Snap chat.

Animals

Which insect is the smartest?

The spelling bee.

The ducks?Animals

What do ducks get after they eat?

A bill!

Animals

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

It was a little horse.