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What is the definition of Robin?

A bird who steals.

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Entertainment

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

Cinderfella.

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Vehicles

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

Because his car got toad.

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Animals

What's a bear's favorite movie?

Pirates of the Care-bear-ean.

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Puns

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

The iWitness.

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Food & Drinks

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

Spaghetti carbon-ara.

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Animals

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs.

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Holiday

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

He wanted to sleep like a log.

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Animals

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

To cover its butt-quack.

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Puns

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

When I fall in love it will be for heifer.

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Animals

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

He wanted a "light" snack after dinner.

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What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

I pine for you.

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People

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Reese, with her spoon.

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Science

How does the moon cut her hair?

Eclipse it.

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Outdoors

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

The bobber shop.

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People

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

He was disqualified from the limbo contest.

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How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

By its bark.

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