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What is the definition of Robin?

A bird who steals.

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Entertainment

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

Cinderfella.

Vehicles

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

Because his car got toad.

Animals

What's a bear's favorite movie?

Pirates of the Care-bear-ean.

Puns

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

The iWitness.

Food & Drinks

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

Spaghetti carbon-ara.

Animals

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs.

Holiday

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

He wanted to sleep like a log.

Animals

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

To cover its butt-quack.

Puns

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

When I fall in love it will be for heifer.

Animals

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

He wanted a "light" snack after dinner.

Puns

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

I pine for you.

People

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Reese, with her spoon.

Science

How does the moon cut her hair?

Eclipse it.

Outdoors

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

The bobber shop.

People

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

He was disqualified from the limbo contest.

Puns

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

By its bark.