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What is the biggest ant in the world?

An elephant.

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Why did the fish blush?

Because it saw the ocean's bottom.

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Holiday

What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.

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Puns

Do you have the best ceiling?

No, but it's up there.

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Sports

What's a bat's favorite game?

Batminton.

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Outdoors

Which tree can't stop crying?

A weeping willow.

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Entertainment

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

He was a little Thor.

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Current Events

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

Because April showers bring May flowers.

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Puns

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Da brie was flying everywhere.

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Food & Drinks

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef.

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What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Space-ex.

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Holiday

How did the vampire start his letter?

Tomb it may concern...

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Education

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

E, because it's always in bed.

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Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

They are always up to something.

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What kind of clothes does a house wear?

An address.

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Animals

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower.

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Vehicles

What's a horse's favorite car?

A Mustang.

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