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What is the biggest ant in the world?

An elephant.

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Why did the fish blush?

Because it saw the ocean's bottom.

Holiday

What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.

Puns

Do you have the best ceiling?

No, but it's up there.

Sports

What's a bat's favorite game?

Batminton.

Outdoors

Which tree can't stop crying?

A weeping willow.

Entertainment

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

He was a little Thor.

Current Events

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

Because April showers bring May flowers.

Puns

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Da brie was flying everywhere.

Food & Drinks

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef.

Puns

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Space-ex.

Holiday

How did the vampire start his letter?

Tomb it may concern...

Education

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

E, because it's always in bed.

Puns

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

They are always up to something.

Puns

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

An address.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower.

Vehicles

What's a horse's favorite car?

A Mustang.