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What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

Drop it a line.

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Animals

What is the definition of Robin?

A bird who steals.

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Animals

What is another name for a cow?

A lawn-mooer.

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a yellow duckling stands on top of open books on a deskAnimals

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

Moby-Duck.

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People

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to Instruction Manuals.

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Sports

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music.

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Puns

How do you get a country girl to like you?

A tractor.

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Puns

Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak.

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Sports

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

He had Gatorade.

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Music

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

Pop.

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What do naked fish play with?

Bare-a-cudas.

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a gray horse has several balloons tied around its neckAnimals

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

He was a one-trick pony.

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Puns

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

By its bark.

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Puns

What do insects learn at school?

Mothmatics.

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Puns

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

She had a hard drive.

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Sports

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

Air buds.

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Political

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

The Mint.

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