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What is the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but its flag is a big plus.

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Outdoors

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Mari-golds.

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five light-colored ferrets are lined up on a white backgroundFamily

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Because they can weasel their way out of anything.

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Puns

How do fireflies start a race?

Ready, steady, glow.

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Sports

Where do religious school children practice sports?

In the prayground!

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Sports

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast!

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Holiday

Why do moms make good vintners?

Because they deal with a lot of whine.

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Professional

When do astronauts eat?

At launch time.

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Animals

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Animals

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

Because he already had a trunk!

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Outdoors

Where does a camper keep his money?

In a river bank.

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Sports

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Webley stadium.

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Animals

How does a squid go into battle?

Well-armed.

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Puns

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa baas.

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Animals

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To prove he wasn't chicken.

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Animals

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

Hiss-tory.

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an illustration of many planets in a galaxyVehicles

What type of car do planets buy?

A Mercury.

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