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What is the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but its flag is a big plus.
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Outdoors
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Mari-golds.
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Family
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Because they can weasel their way out of anything.
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Puns
How do fireflies start a race?
Ready, steady, glow.
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Sports
Where do religious school children practice sports?
In the prayground!
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Sports
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
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Holiday
Why do moms make good vintners?
Because they deal with a lot of whine.
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Professional
When do astronauts eat?
At launch time.
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Animals
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
An arm and a leg.
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Animals
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Because he already had a trunk!
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Outdoors
Where does a camper keep his money?
In a river bank.
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Sports
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Webley stadium.
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Animals
How does a squid go into battle?
Well-armed.
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Puns
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
At the baa baas.
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Animals
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
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Animals
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Hiss-tory.
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Vehicles
What type of car do planets buy?
A Mercury.
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