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What is the best Christmas present ever?

A broken drum-you can't beat it.

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Sports

Where do religious school children practice sports?

In the prayground!

Animals

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds.

singing rodent?Animals

What do you call a singing rodent?

Justin Beaver!

many potato chips are spaced out on a blue surfaceAnimals

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

A chipmunk.

a close-up of a Burrowing owl with its head turned sideways at the cameraAnimals

What bird is losing its hair?

A bald eagle.

Professional

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

It had been running all day and night.

Puns

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Time to baguette.

Puns

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Because they'd crack each other up.

Puns

How do you get a country girl to like you?

A tractor.

Puns

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Cock-a-doodle-don't.

Current Events

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

It was on cloud nine!

Manufacturing?Professional

Where are average things manufactured?

The satisFACTORY.

a woman is signing an autograph while photographers are taking her picturePeople

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Tom Thanks.

Puns

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Long time, no flea.

Education

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

E, because it's always in bed.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

A croaker spaniel.