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What is sand's favorite movie?

Dune.

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Thanos?Entertainment

What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?

Snap chat.

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an older strongman flexing his bicep in front of an orange backgroundEducation

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

He was looking for definition.

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Animals

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

A croaker spaniel.

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Vehicles

What's a doll's favorite car?

A Toyota.

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Lying ghosts?Animals

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

You can see right through them.

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Animals

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken.

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Food & Drinks

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

He was a cheese-ball.

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Vehicles

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

He had too much gas.

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the sun is setting behind a body of water providing an orange glimmering sunsetCurrent Events

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

A weather pattern.

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Animals

What dog wears contact lenses?

A cock-eyed spaniel.

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a slice of Parmigiano Reggiano cheese on a wooden cutting board surrounded by basil and tomatoesPeople

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

Ray Romano.

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Puns

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Time to hatch a plan!

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Entertainment

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Because he saw the phone bill.

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Animals

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles!

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Puns

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

The letter "E".

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Sports

What dish does only a baseball player use?

The home plate.

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