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What is sand's favorite movie?

Dune.

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Thanos?Entertainment

What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?

Snap chat.

an older strongman flexing his bicep in front of an orange backgroundEducation

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

He was looking for definition.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

A croaker spaniel.

Vehicles

What's a doll's favorite car?

A Toyota.

Lying ghosts?Animals

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

You can see right through them.

Animals

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken.

Food & Drinks

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

He was a cheese-ball.

Vehicles

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

He had too much gas.

the sun is setting behind a body of water providing an orange glimmering sunsetCurrent Events

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

A weather pattern.

Animals

What dog wears contact lenses?

A cock-eyed spaniel.

a slice of Parmigiano Reggiano cheese on a wooden cutting board surrounded by basil and tomatoesPeople

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

Ray Romano.

Puns

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Time to hatch a plan!

Entertainment

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Because he saw the phone bill.

Animals

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles!

Puns

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

The letter "E".

Sports

What dish does only a baseball player use?

The home plate.