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What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

Chocolate chip cookie DOH!

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Coached Bank?Sports

Why did the coach go to the bank?

To get his quarter back!!!

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Puns

What is a duck's favorite dance?

The quackstep.

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the sun is setting behind a body of water providing an orange glimmering sunsetCurrent Events

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

A weather pattern.

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Animals

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Decalfeinated.

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Animals

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

Swimming trunks!

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Holiday

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.

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Food & Drinks

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

He was a cheese-ball.

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Puns

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

It's impossible to put down!

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Animals

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Irrelephant!

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Animals

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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People

How do you talk to a giant?

Use big words.

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Animals

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

She was tickled to death.

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Animals

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad.

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Animals

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics?

The Prontosaurus.

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Animals

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Terrier-fied.

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Animals

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice.

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