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What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

Chocolate chip cookie DOH!

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Coached Bank?Sports

Why did the coach go to the bank?

To get his quarter back!!!

Puns

What is a duck's favorite dance?

The quackstep.

the sun is setting behind a body of water providing an orange glimmering sunsetCurrent Events

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

A weather pattern.

Animals

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Decalfeinated.

Animals

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

Swimming trunks!

Holiday

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.

Food & Drinks

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

He was a cheese-ball.

Puns

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

It's impossible to put down!

Animals

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Irrelephant!

Animals

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

People

How do you talk to a giant?

Use big words.

Animals

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

She was tickled to death.

Animals

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad.

Animals

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics?

The Prontosaurus.

Animals

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Terrier-fied.

Animals

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice.