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What is CO2's favorite pasta?

Spaghetti carbon-ara.

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Food & Drinks

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

He was the wurst on his team.

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Animals

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the referee calling fowls.

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Vehicles

What kind of car does a chicken have?

A coop.

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Puns

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Luckily, I've been clean for five years.

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Holiday

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names".

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Entertainment

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Quit goblin your dessert.

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Professional

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

Jaws.

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Puns

How do you make antifreeze?

You steal her blanket.

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Animals

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

A fig newt-on.

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Animals

What animal has 20/20 vision?

A see-lion.

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What dance was the most popular in 1776?

The indepen-dance.

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Professional

How does NASA organize a company party?

They planet.

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Sports

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

He was the designated hitter.

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How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

It's impossible to put down!

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Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

They have the best space stationery.

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Food & Drinks

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

He was a cheese-ball.

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