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What is another name for a cow?

A lawn-mooer.

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Animals

How much money does a skunk have?

One scent.

Professional

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

They both go to court.

Puns

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

The pupil.

an excited person holds 17 one-hundred dollar bills fanned out in front of their facePuns

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

Squeal of fortune!

Animals

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

C-A-T.

Holiday

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Turns over a new leaf.

Animals

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs.

Outdoors

Why was the bud so shy?

It just hadn't blossomed yet.

People

Which celebrity always frowns?

Simon Scowl.

Leg Broke?Entertainment

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Because every play has a cast.

The Penguins?Animals

What's black and white and goes around and around?

A penguin in a revolving door.

Animals

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

I otter do that!

Holiday

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

Wrap music.

two children wearing backpacks are writing equations on a chalkboardEducation

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Because it had to go to sum-mer school.

Animals

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he was a "chicken".

Food & Drinks

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite?

He picked 7 up instead.