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What is an insect's favorite game?

Cricket.

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Holiday

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because he didn't have the guts.

Puns

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything.

Surprised makeup?Family

Surprise!!!!

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

People

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

A soap opera.

Professional

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

Jaws.

The Oysters?Animals

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Because they're shellfish.

Outdoors

How do trees get access to the internet?

Easy, they just log in.

Animals

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

It cost me an arm and a leg!

Outdoors

What kind of bow can't be tied?

A rainbow!

Entertainment

What cartoon character loves insects?

Bugs Bunny.

Animals

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

"Odor in the court!"

Animals

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

"Help! I've fallen and I can't giddyup!"

Vehicles

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

The boat doc.

People

How did the coach get his quarterback?

He went to the bank.

Holiday

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.

Outdoors

Why is sand so optimistic?

It has a can-dune attitude.