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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Lincoln Logs!

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Scrambled eggs?Food & Drinks

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

They'd crack each other up!

Puns

How do fireflies start a race?

Ready, steady, glow.

Holiday

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom rings.

Political

Which office space loves to cut corners?

The Oval Office.

Animals

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics?

The Prontosaurus.

Puns

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Because she was afraid someone would caesar.

Puns

Why is money so stubborn?

It doesn't want to make change.

Professional

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

He's a great sturgeon.

Puns

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Luckily, I've been clean for five years.

People

Who do camels find most inspiring?

The Dalai Llama.

Food & Drinks

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Well, I'm not going to spread it.

Puns

What game do cows play at parties?

Moosical chairs.

Puns

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

An address.

Animals

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

He called a tow truck.

The Hand?Education

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

a close-up of a microphone in front of a blurred audience in the backgroundAnimals

What British bugs are the best singers?

Beetles.