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What is a whale's favorite sport?

Beach-ed volleyball.

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What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

C-antelope.

Puns

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Da brie was flying everywhere.

Animals

What animal makes the best lunches?

A peanut butter and jelly fish.

Animals

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

Animals

Why are frogs always happy?

They eat what bugs them.

Current Events

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

It was on cloud nine!

Animals

How much money does a skunk have?

One scent.

dentist appointment?Professional

What time is your dentist appointment?

Tooth hurt-y.

Animals

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

He kicked the bucket.

Family

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

She sent her a pee-mail.

Sports

What dish does only a baseball player use?

The home plate.

Sports

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run.

Professional

The museum curator needed a break.

So she took her van to gogh out of here!

Puns

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Because they're filled with so much common cents.

Animals

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

Education

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

A lie-brary.