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What is a whale's favorite sport?

Beach-ed volleyball.

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a picnic table has two plates set with hamburgers, toppings, french fries, and condimentsAnimals

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

C-antelope.

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What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Da brie was flying everywhere.

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Animals

What animal makes the best lunches?

A peanut butter and jelly fish.

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Animals

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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Animals

Why are frogs always happy?

They eat what bugs them.

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Current Events

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

It was on cloud nine!

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Animals

How much money does a skunk have?

One scent.

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dentist appointment?Professional

What time is your dentist appointment?

Tooth hurt-y.

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Animals

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

He kicked the bucket.

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Family

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

She sent her a pee-mail.

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Sports

What dish does only a baseball player use?

The home plate.

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Sports

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run.

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Professional

The museum curator needed a break.

So she took her van to gogh out of here!

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Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Because they're filled with so much common cents.

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Animals

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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Education

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

A lie-brary.

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