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What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer.

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Animals

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

You whip out the doggy paddle.

Animals

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten ants.

a picnic table has two plates set with hamburgers, toppings, french fries, and condimentsAnimals

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

C-antelope.

Holiday

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

Puns

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.

Animals

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

He wanted a "light" snack after dinner.

Animals

Where would you find an elephant?

The same place you lost it.

Food & Drinks

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

He was the wurst on his team.

a close-up of a large brown bat hanging upside downSports

What type of bat doesn't fly?

A baseball bat.

Professional

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Heard it.

Animals

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

He had a goatee.

Animals

What kind of store would a dog own?

A licker store.

Sports

What game can you play while eating dinner?

Table tennis.

Puns

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

It wasn't to scale.

Outdoors

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

Because it's just so lava-ble.

Animals

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

A fumble bee.