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What is a robot's favorite snack?

Computer chips.

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Animals

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

The Codfather.

Education

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

The Big Dipper.

dentist appointment?Professional

What time is your dentist appointment?

Tooth hurt-y.

Animals

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

"Let us prey."

Animals

What bee is good for your health?

Vitamin bee.

Puns

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Udder nonsense.

Animals

Why do cats love to work?

They're purr-fect at everything they do.

singing rodent?Animals

What do you call a singing rodent?

Justin Beaver!

Sheep Covered Chocolate?Animals

What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?

A candy BAAAAAAAAAA!

Animals

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

Bee-hive yourself.

Food & Drinks

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

They were suspected of being a shell company in some fishy business.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

A computer with a lot of bites.

Animals

What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!

Science

How does the moon cut her hair?

Eclipse it.

Food & Drinks

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

They're too cheesy.

computer smart?Education

Why is a computer so smart?

Because it listens to its motherboard.