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What is a plane full of male cows called?

A bull flight.

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Sports

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

Air buds.

Professional

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Net profits.

Holiday

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

A subordinate claus.

Animals

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

A computer chimp.

Animals

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw.

Animals

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite.

Family

What did the stair machines call each other?

Stepsisters.

Food & Drinks

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

Well, I won't be the one to spread it!

Food & Drinks

Why did the baby cookie cry?

Because its mother was a wafer so long.

Education

Why did the professor write on the window?

She wanted the lesson to be clear.

The horse?Animals

Why was the horse so happy?

Because they lived in a stable environment.

Food & Drinks

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Sourdough.

Puns

Why did the computer run out of money?

Someone cleaned out its cache.

Animals

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

It grows a moostache.

Animals

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because the chicken didn't exist yet.

Holiday

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

You're from good cardstock.