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Hide and speak.

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Animals

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

A hot dog.

Animals

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Issues a royal pardon.

Sports

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Catcher!

Puns

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Because they like being amoosed.

Animals

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldoser.

Baseball armor?Sports

When should baseball players wear armor?

When they're playing knight games.

Sports

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

Hawk-ey.

Animals

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

Hop in.

Animals

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

He took off his yellow jacket.

Puns

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Because they're filled with so much common cents.

Family

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

A craw-dad.

The Umpire?Sports

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

One steals watches and one watches steals.

Entertainment

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

He was a little Thor.

Puns

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Sorry, I'm just not a big fan.

Puns

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

The iWitness.

Holiday

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Santa Paws.