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What is a parrot's favorite game?

Hide and speak.

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Animals

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

A hot dog.

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Animals

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Issues a royal pardon.

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Sports

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Catcher!

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Puns

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Because they like being amoosed.

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Animals

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldoser.

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Baseball armor?Sports

When should baseball players wear armor?

When they're playing knight games.

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Sports

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

Hawk-ey.

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Animals

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

Hop in.

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Animals

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

He took off his yellow jacket.

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Puns

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Because they're filled with so much common cents.

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Family

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

A craw-dad.

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The Umpire?Sports

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

One steals watches and one watches steals.

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Entertainment

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

He was a little Thor.

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Puns

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Sorry, I'm just not a big fan.

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What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

The iWitness.

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Holiday

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Santa Paws.

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