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What is a mouse's favorite game?

Hide and squeak.

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Animals

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

I otter do that!

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Entertainment

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Quit goblin your dessert.

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the sun is setting behind a body of water providing an orange glimmering sunsetCurrent Events

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

A weather pattern.

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Animals

What games do ants play with elephants?

Squash.

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Animals

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

I otter do that!

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Food & Drinks

Why was the dairy grumpy?

It was sour cream.

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Mickey and Minnie are dressed up and riding in the back of the carPuns

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

A li-mouse-ine.

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Animals

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

He had a goatee.

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a close-up of four small owls huddled together on a branchAnimals

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

They only ask who.

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Holiday

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

It has risen indeed!

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a man holds his hand up to his ear and appears to be shocked while listeningPuns

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

The pupils... they dilate.

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Puns

What do you do when two snails fight?

Let them slug it out.

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a gray Holland Lop rabbit sits in the grassAnimals

What game does a rabbit always win?

Hopscotch.

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Animals

How much money does a skunk have?

One scent.

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Melon married?Food & Drinks

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Current Events

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award?

Oscar the grouch.

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