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What is a mouse's favorite game?

Hide and squeak.

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Animals

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

I otter do that!

Entertainment

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Quit goblin your dessert.

the sun is setting behind a body of water providing an orange glimmering sunsetCurrent Events

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

A weather pattern.

Animals

What games do ants play with elephants?

Squash.

Animals

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

I otter do that!

Food & Drinks

Why was the dairy grumpy?

It was sour cream.

Mickey and Minnie are dressed up and riding in the back of the carPuns

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

A li-mouse-ine.

Animals

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

He had a goatee.

a close-up of four small owls huddled together on a branchAnimals

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

They only ask who.

Holiday

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

It has risen indeed!

a man holds his hand up to his ear and appears to be shocked while listeningPuns

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

The pupils... they dilate.

Puns

What do you do when two snails fight?

Let them slug it out.

a gray Holland Lop rabbit sits in the grassAnimals

What game does a rabbit always win?

Hopscotch.

Animals

How much money does a skunk have?

One scent.

Melon married?Food & Drinks

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

Current Events

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award?

Oscar the grouch.