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What is a mom's favorite game?

Mother, may I!

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Puns

Where do hamsters come from?

Hamsterdam!

Animals

How much money does a skunk have?

One scent.

Sports

How does cardboard get its workout in?

Boxing.

Sports

When is a baseball player like a thief?

When he steals a base.

Education

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

You have my Word!

Food & Drinks

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Your taste buds.

Puns

Which state is the cleanest?

Washing-ton.

Animals

What does a cat go to sleep on?

A caterpillow.

Food & Drinks

Why do some people love eating snails?

They really hate fast food.

Sports

Why did the goal post get angry?

Because the bar was rattled!

Animals

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

It was a little horse.

Animals

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog, because it croaks every night.

Puns

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Angelfish.

Animals

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because the chicken didn't exist yet.

The fish?Animals

Why did the fish blush?

Because it saw the ocean's bottom.

Animals

What's the world's weakest animal?

A toad, he croaks if you even touch him.