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What is a mom's favorite game?

Mother, may I!

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Puns

Where do hamsters come from?

Hamsterdam!

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Animals

How much money does a skunk have?

One scent.

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Sports

How does cardboard get its workout in?

Boxing.

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Sports

When is a baseball player like a thief?

When he steals a base.

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Education

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

You have my Word!

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Food & Drinks

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Your taste buds.

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Which state is the cleanest?

Washing-ton.

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Animals

What does a cat go to sleep on?

A caterpillow.

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Food & Drinks

Why do some people love eating snails?

They really hate fast food.

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Sports

Why did the goal post get angry?

Because the bar was rattled!

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Animals

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

It was a little horse.

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Animals

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog, because it croaks every night.

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Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Angelfish.

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Animals

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because the chicken didn't exist yet.

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Why did the fish blush?

Because it saw the ocean's bottom.

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What's the world's weakest animal?

A toad, he croaks if you even touch him.

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