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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis.

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Animals

What does a cat go to sleep on?

A caterpillow.

Education

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

An alpha-bat.

Education

How can you make 7 even?

You take away the "s".

Travel

What are rental cars called in Spain?

Barceloaners.

Puns

What do you call a pig thief?

A hamburglar.

Professional

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue.

Music

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

A subwoofer.

Food & Drinks

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Because of the rocky road.

Sports

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Never mind, it's pointless.

Animals

What goes zzub, zzub?

A bee flying backward.

Animals

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds.

Political

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

The Mint.

a close-up of a Burrowing owl with its head turned sideways at the cameraAnimals

What bird is losing its hair?

A bald eagle.

a bike sits on a stand in a repair shop with many toolsScience

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

It's called the water cycle.

Puns

Why was the pirate late for work?

His ship had sailed.

Puns

What makes a glow worm glow?

A light meal.