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What is a golfer's favorite bird?

They aren't picky, any birdie will do.

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Puns

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

They're going stag.

Food & Drinks

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

I loaf you!

Animals

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

The collie wobbles.

Vehicles

What vehicle works the hardest?

A try-cycle.

Family

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

Don't take that tone with me.

a person's hand holds a missing piece from a white puzzle, with the words "lies" and "true" writtenAnimals

Which big cat never tells the truth?

A lie-on.

Inventing fractions?Education

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8th.

Entertainment

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

It forgot to change keys.

a bike sits on a stand in a repair shop with many toolsScience

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

It's called the water cycle.

Food & Drinks

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

A blueberry shake.

Animals

What does a lion call an antelope?

Fast food.

a close-up of baby hawks in a nest with their motherFamily

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

They keep an eagle eye on their kids.

Animals

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice.

Science

How does the moon cut her hair?

Eclipse it.

Animals

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Just put it on my bill.

Puns

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

A satisfactory.