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What is a golfer's favorite bird?

They aren't picky, any birdie will do.

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How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

They're going stag.

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Food & Drinks

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

I loaf you!

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Animals

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

The collie wobbles.

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Vehicles

What vehicle works the hardest?

A try-cycle.

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Family

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

Don't take that tone with me.

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Which big cat never tells the truth?

A lie-on.

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Inventing fractions?Education

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8th.

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Entertainment

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

It forgot to change keys.

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a bike sits on a stand in a repair shop with many toolsScience

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

It's called the water cycle.

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Food & Drinks

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

A blueberry shake.

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Animals

What does a lion call an antelope?

Fast food.

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a close-up of baby hawks in a nest with their motherFamily

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

They keep an eagle eye on their kids.

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Animals

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice.

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Science

How does the moon cut her hair?

Eclipse it.

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Animals

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Just put it on my bill.

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What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

A satisfactory.

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