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What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Little Boo Peep!

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Animals

What is the biggest ant in the world?

An elephant.

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a close-up of a large brown bat hanging upside downSports

What type of bat doesn't fly?

A baseball bat.

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Coached Bank?Sports

Why did the coach go to the bank?

To get his quarter back!!!

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Holiday

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Spring cleaning!

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Education

What words make the best athletes?

Pro-nouns.

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Holiday

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

It has risen indeed!

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Puns

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

A yolk book.

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a child dressed up in a cardboard rocket ship costume stands next to a cardboard robotScience

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Because they understand the gravity of the situation.

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Animals

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Dam.

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Vehicles

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

A stationary wagon.

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Political

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

He bought a ring, got on one knee, and said "Will you marry me? I don't wanna be Obamaself."

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Food & Drinks

What do you call stolen cheese?

Nacho cheese.

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Food & Drinks

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Sourdough.

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pecan nuts?Food & Drinks

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

We're friends because we are both nuts!

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Animals

What bird helps you stay dry?

A t-owl.

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People

How did the coach get his quarterback?

He went to the bank.

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