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Little Boo Peep!
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Animals
What is the biggest ant in the world?
An elephant.
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Sports
What type of bat doesn't fly?
A baseball bat.
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Sports
Why did the coach go to the bank?
To get his quarter back!!!
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Holiday
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Spring cleaning!
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Education
What words make the best athletes?
Pro-nouns.
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Holiday
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
It has risen indeed!
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Puns
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
A yolk book.
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Science
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Because they understand the gravity of the situation.
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Animals
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Dam.
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Vehicles
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
A stationary wagon.
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Political
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
He bought a ring, got on one knee, and said "Will you marry me? I don't wanna be Obamaself."
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Food & Drinks
What do you call stolen cheese?
Nacho cheese.
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Food & Drinks
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Sourdough.
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Food & Drinks
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
We're friends because we are both nuts!
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Animals
What bird helps you stay dry?
A t-owl.
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People
How did the coach get his quarterback?
He went to the bank.
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