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What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Little Boo Peep!

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Animals

What is the biggest ant in the world?

An elephant.

a close-up of a large brown bat hanging upside downSports

What type of bat doesn't fly?

A baseball bat.

Coached Bank?Sports

Why did the coach go to the bank?

To get his quarter back!!!

Holiday

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Spring cleaning!

Education

What words make the best athletes?

Pro-nouns.

Holiday

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

It has risen indeed!

Puns

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

A yolk book.

a child dressed up in a cardboard rocket ship costume stands next to a cardboard robotScience

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Because they understand the gravity of the situation.

Animals

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Dam.

Vehicles

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

A stationary wagon.

Political

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

He bought a ring, got on one knee, and said "Will you marry me? I don't wanna be Obamaself."

Food & Drinks

What do you call stolen cheese?

Nacho cheese.

Food & Drinks

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Sourdough.

pecan nuts?Food & Drinks

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

We're friends because we are both nuts!

Animals

What bird helps you stay dry?

A t-owl.

People

How did the coach get his quarterback?

He went to the bank.