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What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

Chocolate mousse.

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Animals

What's the biggest moth in the world?

A mammoth.

Professional

The museum curator needed a break.

So she took her van to gogh out of here!

twin babies wearing white onesies lay next to each other with arms intertwined while cryingFamily

What siblings are always sad?

The Blues Brothers.

Animals

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

The Codfather.

Animals

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Current Events

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Tulips!

Science

Why was the math book sad?

It had a lot of problems.

Animals

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

A bullfrog.

Puns

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Da brie was flying everywhere.

the inside of a fridge is filled with various green fruits and vegetablesFood & Drinks

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Lettuce out of here!

Animals

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

He gets splinters in his mouth.

The cornfield?Outdoors

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

There are too many ears.

moon restaurant?Science

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, but no atmosphere.

Food & Drinks

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

They're too cheesy.

three orca whales come to the surface of the waterPuns

Why do orcas love to gossip?

They always have a whale of a tale.

a close-up of a Burrowing owl with its head turned sideways at the cameraAnimals

What bird is losing its hair?

A bald eagle.