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What is a duck's favorite dance?

The quackstep.

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Travel

Why are the mountains so tired?

Because they don't Everest.

Sports

What game can you play while eating dinner?

Table tennis.

Family

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

No, I'm foal!

Holiday

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Lake Eerie.

Animals

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys.

Animals

How long do chickens work?

Around the cluck.

Entertainment

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Squint Eastwood.

Puns

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

A Mississippi.

Animals

What kind of bird can write?

A PENguin.

Entertainment

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Ribbon hood.

Entertainment

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

Fo' drizzle.

Entertainment

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Star Warts.

Food & Drinks

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Because she couldn't find a date.

Animals

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

To cover its butt-quack.

Puns

How was the wedding?

So beautiful! Even the cake was in tiers!

Animals

How does a polar bear build a house?

Igloos it together.