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What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

The seventh-inning stretch.

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Puns

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Angelfish.

Travel

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Pear-is.

Vehicles

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

A carpet.

Sheep Covered Chocolate?Animals

What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?

A candy BAAAAAAAAAA!

Food & Drinks

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Well, I'm not going to spread it.

Food & Drinks

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Sourdough.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A cat-a-logue.

Outdoors

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

A swim meat.

Animals

Where do polar bears store their money?

In a snowbank.

Holiday

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Because the angel said, "No L!"

The Basketball Players?Travel

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

They aren't allowed to travel.

Puns

Which dance will a chicken not do?

The foxtrot.

People

Which computer won the talent show?

A Dell.

Puns

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

So I had to put my foot down!

Education

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

The Big Dipper.

Animals

Why do cats love to work?

They're purr-fect at everything they do.