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What is a cat's favorite math problem?

A box and whisker plot.

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Holiday

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Crisp Cringle.

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a close-up of a bottle of aspirin spilled on a red surfacePuns

Why did the window need an aspirin?

To relieve a glass pane.

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a soccer ball goes into the goal netSports

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

She was a sweeper.

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Animals

Where do you take sick ponies?

To the horsepital.

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Current Events

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

An account-ant.

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Holiday

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Mummy's Day.

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finger broke?Puns

I broke my finger!

I broke my finger last week! On the other hand, I'm okay!

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Outdoors

I can cut down a tree only using my vision...

I saw it with my own eyes.

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Animals

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

He got lockjaw.

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Food & Drinks

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Your taste buds.

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Political

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

The Judicial Branch.

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Outdoors

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Eh, never mind. It really stinks.

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Animals

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

The Feather Forecast.

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a kitten is leaning back in a sitting position with a surprised expressionPuns

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

A scratch pad.

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Puns

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

Swine Lake.

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Holiday

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Because she laid all the eggs!

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