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What is a cat's favorite math problem?

A box and whisker plot.

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Holiday

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Crisp Cringle.

a close-up of a bottle of aspirin spilled on a red surfacePuns

Why did the window need an aspirin?

To relieve a glass pane.

a soccer ball goes into the goal netSports

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

She was a sweeper.

Animals

Where do you take sick ponies?

To the horsepital.

Current Events

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

An account-ant.

Holiday

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Mummy's Day.

finger broke?Puns

I broke my finger!

I broke my finger last week! On the other hand, I'm okay!

Outdoors

I can cut down a tree only using my vision...

I saw it with my own eyes.

Animals

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

He got lockjaw.

Food & Drinks

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Your taste buds.

Political

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

The Judicial Branch.

Outdoors

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Eh, never mind. It really stinks.

Animals

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

The Feather Forecast.

a kitten is leaning back in a sitting position with a surprised expressionPuns

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

A scratch pad.

Puns

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

Swine Lake.

Holiday

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Because she laid all the eggs!