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What is a bunny's favorite dance?

The lindy hop.

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The Umpire?Sports

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

One steals watches and one watches steals.

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a cat is photoshopped wearing sunglasses and drinking an orange drink from a strawAnimals

Where do cats go on vacation?

Meow-i.

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web designer?Puns

Take him out please!

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy! He is a web designer...

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a rock on the beach is covered with black musselsPuns

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

To the prawn broker.

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Education

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Pointless.

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Outdoors

What kind of bow can't be tied?

A rainbow!

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Sports

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Catcher!

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Animals

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

Bee-hive yourself.

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Puns

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Da brie was flying everywhere.

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Animals

Where do baby apes sleep?

In apricots.

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Animals

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

A flat fish.

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hide and seek?Animals

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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two spotted piglets sleep next to each other in the hayAnimals

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

In a ham-mock.

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Science

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Because it's not rocket science.

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Animals

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Coop-cakes.

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Puns

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

You can count on me.

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