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What is a bunny's favorite dance?

The lindy hop.

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The Umpire?Sports

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

One steals watches and one watches steals.

a cat is photoshopped wearing sunglasses and drinking an orange drink from a strawAnimals

Where do cats go on vacation?

Meow-i.

web designer?Puns

Take him out please!

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy! He is a web designer...

a rock on the beach is covered with black musselsPuns

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

To the prawn broker.

Education

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Pointless.

Outdoors

What kind of bow can't be tied?

A rainbow!

Sports

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Catcher!

Animals

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

Bee-hive yourself.

Puns

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Da brie was flying everywhere.

Animals

Where do baby apes sleep?

In apricots.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

A flat fish.

hide and seek?Animals

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

two spotted piglets sleep next to each other in the hayAnimals

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

In a ham-mock.

Science

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Because it's not rocket science.

Animals

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Coop-cakes.

Puns

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

You can count on me.